The four of us - Husband, Daughter, Bar Mitzvahzilla, and me - were stuck in our car for a while tonight driving across town for a play, and here's the interesting thing I suddenly remembered about being in a car with Daughter: she doesn't stop talking. If she's got an off button, I haven't found it in the ten years since she was born.
I was talking to Husband about something that seemed interesting to us but which, apparently, was not interesting to Daughter. So she brought up something that was interesting to her. Were we aware that she can recite all the multiples of seven, all the way to eighty-four? And that she can do it really fast? Faster than anyone else in her class?
Well, no, actually, we weren't aware of that, but -
And then she's off and running. The multiples of seven up to eighty-four.
So we give her the requisite amount of attention for her speed multiplying and then, while she's taking a breath, we try to resume our conversation. Of course, we're not going to be that lucky because she's not taking a breath just to breathe or anything. She's taking a breath so that she can start reciting multiples of nine and then fives and then twos. And the twos she can recite to infinity.
Husband and I give up on our conversation.