Wednesday, November 18, 2009
As usual, I'm hiding something in my closet. Being a compulsive shopper means that I'm always hiding something, normally behind the large, pink-zippered bag that holds my now-seventeen-year-old wedding dress. That bag is so big and bulky it will hide anything. Then I wait for just the perfect moment to reveal the newest incredibly dumb purchase.
What's the purchase this time? A purse.
It started like this: I had to go to the rich, snooty mall in town to get my planner refill - one of the stores there is the only one that sells it. I was only going to get the planner, that's it. I knew I'd be down in the area right after my writing class last Thursday. 1st problem: when I left the house I took some cash with me "just in case." 2nd problem: I had looked up the website the day before to see if any of their new handbag styles caught my eye.
Here's what happened. I walked in, got the planner. Cast wistful eyes at the handbags while lurking around the glass display cases. Asked to see one particular bag. Tried it on. Tried it on with my stuff in it. Clerk convinced me that even my netbook could fit in it since it's the size of a pice of luggage. Imagined how my life could change from carrying this purse with my netbook in it. Bought the bag.
I blame this cursed purse obsession on the poverty of my teen years, the majority of which were spent hanging up on collection agents, perhaps a unique experience for a Jewish family. To have a similar experience you'd have to have a father who died suddenly with no life insurance, a store that went bankrupt, a mother with no income, and a bunch of debt. Let's put it this way, when I was fifteen I put a coat on layaway. I finally got it when I was sixteen, just in time for the following winter. It was out of style by then and I had gained forty pounds.
So tomorrow I'll just own up to it, shove over the pink wedding dress bag, and take it out and enjoy it.
Either that or return it.